Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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