are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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