this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
