yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
love makes seman taste better
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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