Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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