Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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