I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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