He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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