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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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