What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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