so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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