Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
so much tequila, so little girl.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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