Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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