i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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