absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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