i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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