better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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