So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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