If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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