Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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