I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
