Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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