I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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