You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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