Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Congratulations! We have a period
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