my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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