ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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