Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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