can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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