Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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