i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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