just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I need you to use more vowels.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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