problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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