yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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