I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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