Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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