Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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