ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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