um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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