no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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