hotel room ftw
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
MIDGETS
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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