shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My vagina just clenched in fear
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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