Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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