I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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