So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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