Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Randomize