ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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