They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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