Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Never let your siblings swipe right.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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