But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Randomize
