yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Randomize
