And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
