The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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