i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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