I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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